Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice (juice of one lemon)
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take out a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
bowl.
Add one cup of sugar..Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure
the Cuervo is still OK, try another taste... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your Add a spoon of soda, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Drop spoons on tookie kins.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the
Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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